A joke is a joke but this time you have gone too far. Just what the fuck is this and why was it in my laundry room? It is big, and red and very hairy.
Can you give me a good reason not to shoe it?
The "Hey we are all Gods creatures and it'd be murder" doesn't cut it as I've just enjoyed a beef curry and poor old daisy was an innocent too but tasted damn fine thank you very much.
Don't try the "It's OK to kill to eat; you have to live Man" as I'll BBQ spidey and feed him to the birds.
Th clock is ticking.....and the shoe is ready.
