It had also been some time since I had been into my StatCounter so I decided to have a peruse this morning. It is a good insight into the search work and I am pleased to announce that the searches for "Hooters Feet" is slipping down the charts but "Hooters Pantyhose" is still firmly in place at #1 by a massive margin. It strikes me that you could dress up a chicken in pantyhose and people (exclusively from the US according to the analysis) would get-off on it.
Disturbing recent searches are:
Very young in pantyhose
- It is the word "very" that lends a creepyness to this search.
Mr Pantyhose
- An unfortunate surname; might I suggest a hyphen?
Pantyhose butt action
- I'm not sure what sort of action a butt would get up to or why it would be more fun in pantyhose.
Pantyhose sex
- Surely they are the ultimate protection.
How to make your sack bigger
- Why? Maybe you have large potatoes I guess....
Pantyhose sex ideas
- Yeah, here's one: Put them over your head for that bank robber fantasy session....
Smells of nylon feet
- How the hell did you ever get to this site when the #1 Google entry is "smell-my-feet.com"?
Remove nipple hair safely
- At least is wasn't remove nipple hair unsafely; for that I would suggest a flymo
Why men love hooters
- If you have to ask, you are clearly a butt man
The Yummy Mummy Handbook
- A best seller I imagine. Hopefully a cookbook....
Um... ??
ReplyDeleteI think these people should comment to register their dissappointment (or otherwise) at not finding what they're looking for.
Good point Llew. Maybe I should write a piece on the safe removal of nipple hair; might require some testing but I reackon I'm onto a winner with a slightly modified weed-eater....it may be possible for a skilled user to perform other hair removal type functions....I'm thinking of calling the resultant style the "Black & Decker"...
ReplyDeleteGood grief! I don't get anything half so interesting, or scary...
ReplyDeleteIt was a bit dumb of me to write about it as I will now get twice as many hits and move up that Google table - not sure I want to be #1 for "How to make your sack bigger".....
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