It had also been some time since I had been into my StatCounter so I decided to have a peruse this morning. It is a good insight into the search work and I am pleased to announce that the searches for "Hooters Feet" is slipping down the charts but "Hooters Pantyhose" is still firmly in place at #1 by a massive margin. It strikes me that you could dress up a chicken in pantyhose and people (exclusively from the US according to the analysis) would get-off on it.
Disturbing recent searches are:
Very young in pantyhose
- It is the word "very" that lends a creepyness to this search.
- An unfortunate surname; might I suggest a hyphen?
Pantyhose butt action
- I'm not sure what sort of action a butt would get up to or why it would be more fun in pantyhose.
- Surely they are the ultimate protection.
How to make your sack bigger
- Why? Maybe you have large potatoes I guess....
Pantyhose sex ideas
- Yeah, here's one: Put them over your head for that bank robber fantasy session....
Smells of nylon feet
- How the hell did you ever get to this site when the #1 Google entry is "smell-my-feet.com"?
Remove nipple hair safely
- At least is wasn't remove nipple hair unsafely; for that I would suggest a flymo
Why men love hooters
- If you have to ask, you are clearly a butt man
The Yummy Mummy Handbook
- A best seller I imagine. Hopefully a cookbook....